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Practicing the art of taking perfectly good classic rock and making it a lot less perfect.

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GUITAR

Make no mistake, three instruments (espically electric and acoustic guitar) can make a lot of sound.

HARMONICA

Guaranteed to make dogs howl up to 1800 feet away.

PERCUSSION

We only call it "percussion" because we're not really sure what it is.

Good Songs 50%

Not As Good Songs 40%

Probably Shouldn't Play 10%

«A few words
- and a video - about us»

These guys make a lot of racket, though surprisingly enough, as the night goes on, they seem to improve commensurate to the amount of alcohol consumed by the audience.

— Spencer Knotreall

Mike Palumbo

The "M" in MB2, Mike sings and plays the harp. Known to overly spoil his dogs far more than he does his wife, who generously puts up with us rehearsing in her ... I mean their house, Mike is a huge fan of dog rescue nonprofit organizations.

Brian Goelz

"BG" for short, Brian is the first of the 2 B's in the squared portion of the band name. His bluesy vocal style and rhythmic percussion adds a flavorful dimension to the group. He's also often the last one to show up at the gig.

Brian Buel

An expert at tuning his guitar but not being able to keep it in tune, BB sings, squawks, and meanders his way through the songs both vocally as well as mellodically, although we use that latter word with some reservation.

Why choose us?

What have you got to lose?

I mean really, these guys are entertaining, play great songs (reimagined though they are) and don't take up much room on your patio or livingroom. They generally get along well with your guests and pets, and don't take breaks for the most part. It's kind of like a DJ without the record players ... or the DJ.

Photos

Just To Prove That They Exist

Note to self: hairstyles DO change over time.

The TRIO

Who's Who

One last look before you commit to engaging with these guys.

Line Cook
He looks better in person, and does a good Ozzy Osborne imitation.

Mike Palumbo

Bus Driver
His hat has seen better days, but he just can't part with it just yet.

Brian Goelz

Janitorial
The least probably of the three who'll consider taking requests.

Brian Buel

Easy to start

Just three steps

We generally allow the least tech-savvy member, who we are not mentioning on purpose (but who's name starts with "M") to answer emails and book the gigs.

01.

Plan a party

Did you read the part about where the band sounds better the more your guests drink?

02.

Contact us

See if they are even available (they are probably available ... they sadly do not have much else going on in their lives.)

03.

Inform the neighbors

Probably a good idea to let your neighbors know that the evening of your party would a good night for them to go see a double header movie.

Contact us

Any questions?

Chances are that this email will make it through but don't be surprised if you get a reply asking, "Why are you bothering us? What did we ever do to you?"